Raees and Kaabil: Choosing Between Khichdi and Dalia



Suppose you come home to find that your worst cuisine nightmare has come true. Namak wala Dalia is waiting anxiously for you followed by a full plate Khichdi which is injurious to your taste buds. That was my condition on 26th January when every one-day patriot was busy in celebrating the day. So, I decided to watch some flicks and it seemed like my Laptop had conspired against me by virtually pointing to the folders named Raees DvdScr (Audio Cleaned) - torrent and Kaabil DvdScr - XViD - [DDR]- torrent on the desktop. So, I decided to invest 04 hours 42 minutes of my precious life in both the movies. First one on the list was Raees.

Raees felt like every typical gangster movie in which the protagonist hails from a poor background and rises to power. He has his eyes set on She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (if there is one in a trillion chance of  Hon'ble PM Mr Juicer reading it) and she acts as his love interest. The only thing which will stop your self-guilt after watching this movie will be Nawaz's performance. Rest, there is Kaajal eyed SRK fighting on Battery remarks in half of the movie. And how is a Bollywood movie complete without an item song, Sunny Leone came to save and the robust amount of cleavage did the rest. Shah Rukh tried to compete with Bhaijaan by killing just with the frame of his glass, but trust me Shah Rukh, none other than Bhai can pull off such kind of thing. On an ending note, Raees felt like a Udi Udi Jaaye sinking Ship with Shah Rukh as its captain busy flaunting his Kaajal eyes.

Next, comes the turn of our Indian Daredevil Kaabil. In brief, it is a story of a blind couple who fall in love and face a tragic end which forces Hrithik to take the power in hands and fight against the injustice done. The number of blunders is more than the number of songs in a Himesh Reshamiya album like Hrithik being able to hear the breath of the villain under heavy rain or the watch on his left arm wrist or Hrithik not getting a single bruise after being hit with a strong iron rod and many more. And how could Kaabil have stopped from being a typical Bollywood Masala, so Urvashi Rautela was on the screen to weak the knees in an item song. Overall, this movie promotes the thought of becoming a total badass when the system in not in your corner.

Health Advice: Enter the theatres at your own risk! 

Comments

  1. Unknown27 January 2017 at 03:59

    Nice one..keep it up
    (And thanks for saving my money.)

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  2. Rakshit Nair27 January 2017 at 04:46

    Brilliant bro. "Kajal eyed SRK fighting on battery remarks" left me in splits

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  3. Ravi27 January 2017 at 04:54

    Shaandaar zabardast bhai 👍

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  4. iamjafin1 February 2017 at 03:58

    Udi Udi Jaaye sinking Ship with Shah Rukh as its captain busy flaunting his Kaajal eyes.
    Indeed. Broo keep going

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  5. Monika singh1 February 2017 at 04:00

    RIP to 4 hrs and 42 mins of your precious life 😇

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  6. yamandev1 February 2017 at 04:02

    Haha,they can't be brought back now.
    But still thanks yar 😅

    ReplyDelete

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