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Whenever we hear this word 'Racist', first thing that comes to mind is "This happens in those countries with white people, we just have to read this word in Political Science Book". But if that word has nothing to do with my day to day life, then why does it keeps coming back like Dead Undertaker Returning to WWF. Like that chapter "Rosa Parks Sat Still" in our textbook was a case of America and Gandhi facing racism was a case of South Africa, then why we Indians should give  a damn to this issue. I am not writing this blog today just because the girl sitting next to me in the exam gave those disgusting looks to me yesterday on the basis of how I look. And trust me, I look good. Ahh!! Quite good (Well, at least not like Shawn Mendes or Charlie Puth ). After continuous taunts by my friends on this, I recalled the whole experience and came to the conclusion that this was Racism. That happened to me in India, No way. I mean what did I do wrong that I faced...

Ever Wondered in class 8 and class 10, when you were eagerly waiting for this one chapter in Science Book so that you and your friends can have a little giggle at the back and the girls can do the same while hiding their porcelain-capped teeth. Yes, this one infamous chapter was Reproduction. This chapter was the sole reason why textbooks were read before the session would start. Boys used to wait for the teacher to reach at the page where heavy description of penises, vagina and condoms were given. But unfortunately, the poor ones had to settle for how plants used to create offspring by transferring pollen grains. So, the teacher skipped those 4 pages. They must have some bad content which can affect our culture. If it was really BAD wala bad, then why the publishers wasted 4 pages of ink and paper to publish such manner less thing which would bring shame to me when talked about in public.  And if it was not bad and necessary for me to learn, then who would teach me?...

I use Instagram more than I pee or do anything else. That's some benefit of being single- you can oggle over Momina Mustehasan or Amanda Cerny as long as you want without getting annoyed by unwanted texts or calls. Before AIB posting Sonam Gupta memes and EIC reposting it, a news was flowing on Instagram. Some random guy had found love while standing in an ATM queue for 8 hours. Yes!! What a Revolutionary Man. After doing my Masters in stalking on Instagram and Facebook, I had learnt a very important lesson. "Ki Bhaiya agar uske followers aapse jyaada hai toh bhool jao ki aapka koi chance hai". Now to come again on the research part, that guy found a Girlfriend in front of an ATM. So, getting in Bank queues and Post-Offices was unchecked (Well, Post Office was never in my list too). The next stage was to analyse which ATMs to target. The Government ones were basically State Bank and Canara - but the name Sarkaari rang the bells like I am not going to find a super cute,...

Why there was such a need for this movie? By going with simple definition, Bollywood is only known for a simple genre- Romance, in all over the world. And yes, we have outrun Hollywood too in the case of viewership. But sorry, not in the case of quality. When they were making Deadpool, we were busy with Sanam Re and when they had a giant- budgeted Batman Vs Superman, well we were trying to figure out Arjun Kapoor's bizzare acting skills in Ki and Ka (Ye kab aayi!!! Exactly). When I first watched the trailer of Shivaay, I was trying to recall some action movies and names flashed like Fury, Mad Max; Fury Road and John Wick and yes, some Rajnikanth flicks too where he burns the cracker and sends it to space (Phew!!). Not a Single Bollywood Movie, I tried to concentrate more and thinking I might be missing some names. But every time, like my number of relationships, the result was ZERO. Looks like we never had time to make some good action flicks. Either SRK was busy in spr...

TRAVELOGUE Udaipur: Venice of The East We started our trip from New Delhi to Udaipur through train at 7 p.m. and reached by 6:30 in the  morning. Hotel arrangements were already made and we checked-in in Moti Mahal Hotel. The first  place we visited was Neemach Mata Temple which is located near Fateh Sagar. It is also known as  Vaishno Devi of Udaipur. It is believed to be built in 17th century. It has a walking distance of around 1 Km through stairs but this was nothing in front of our enthusiasm. Next, we went to Ambrai Ghat which is located on the bank of Pichola Lake. It is directly opposite to City Palace which is one of the largest palace in Udaipur. A simple conclusion one can make from  Ambrai Ghat is that it is an absolute delight for photographers. It gives a magnificent view at sunset. Pichola Lake was next on our list. Pichola Lake is one of the most beautiful lakes of Rajasthan. The  beauty of Lake Pichola attr...

Free Basics- Is It Really Free? From the past many months, Facebook has been, in a way, eating our heads in the name of this so called Internet.org and Free basics. Knowing the length of Indian Market, Zuckerberg has his eyes set on it. First, it was posting your profile pic with the colours of Indian flag and now it is blindly sending message to TRAI (Telecom Regulatory Authority of India). And the best part is, people who even don't know what TRAI stands for and what the hell is Net Neutrality are sending support messages to Government. Following a trend is not a mistake but  following it donkey-headedly ( a new word, I guess) can get you in some real shit. There is no duality to this fact that everyone wants free internet, whether it be for downloading a season of Sherlock or to watch you-know-what.  What Really is Net Neutrality? All the Internet content will be accessible and your ISP has no right to block any content you wish to browse and see. You will b...