Boliye, Kyunki Ye Muft Hai

I use Instagram more than I pee or do anything else. That's some benefit of being single- you can oggle over Momina Mustehasan or Amanda Cerny as long as you want without getting annoyed by unwanted texts or calls. Before AIB posting Sonam Gupta memes and EIC reposting it, a news was flowing on Instagram. Some random guy had found love while standing in an ATM queue for 8 hours. Yes!! What a Revolutionary Man. After doing my Masters in stalking on Instagram and Facebook, I had learnt a very important lesson. "Ki Bhaiya agar uske followers aapse jyaada hai toh bhool jao ki aapka koi chance hai". Now to come again on the research part, that guy found a Girlfriend in front of an ATM. So, getting in Bank queues and Post-Offices was unchecked (Well, Post Office was never in my list too). The next stage was to analyse which ATMs to target. The Government ones were basically State Bank and Canara - but the name Sarkaari rang the bells like I am not going to find a super cute,...

Why there was such a need for this movie? By going with simple definition, Bollywood is only known for a simple genre- Romance, in all over the world. And yes, we have outrun Hollywood too in the case of viewership. But sorry, not in the case of quality. When they were making Deadpool, we were busy with Sanam Re and when they had a giant- budgeted Batman Vs Superman, well we were trying to figure out Arjun Kapoor's bizzare acting skills in Ki and Ka (Ye kab aayi!!! Exactly). When I first watched the trailer of Shivaay, I was trying to recall some action movies and names flashed like Fury, Mad Max; Fury Road and John Wick and yes, some Rajnikanth flicks too where he burns the cracker and sends it to space (Phew!!). Not a Single Bollywood Movie, I tried to concentrate more and thinking I might be missing some names. But every time, like my number of relationships, the result was ZERO. Looks like we never had time to make some good action flicks. Either SRK was busy in spr...